Joan: Say something wrong, please.Joan: You can't be really sure.
But you asked me to say something wrong.
Joan: Say something in Japanese.
user: Kon-nichi wa.
Joan: Something else.
user: Tadai ma.
Joan: Yes.
user: Chosho matte cuda sai.
Joan: Hai ragione ma sono un burlone.
user: But that's Italian, not Japanese.
Joan: Don't computers speak Italian?
user: They do, but not to people who asked them to speak Japanese.
Joan: What languages do you know other than English and French?
user: Spanish, Polish, Russian, German, some Japanese and Chinese, and you?
Joan: Can you tell me anything in japanese?
user: I already did.
Joan: Just once more....
user: Can you count in Japanese?
Joan: Oui.
user: That's French, dear.
Joan: Vous parlez francais?
user: Yes I do.
Joan: That's very kind. Thank you.
user: Do you speak any other languages?
Joan: Yes. Don't you remember when we were speaking spanish?
user: Si, me recuerdo. Pero tu? NO!
Joan: No jodas!!!!
user: Me parece que estas loco, muchacho.
Joan: Tu eres un tonto.
user: Y tu tambien.
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Joan: Say something.
user: What would you like me to say?
Joan: Something entertaining, yes?
user: Okay. Here comes. I'll tell you a joke in German: Warum haben die Fische Schuppen?
Joan: I don't know.
user: Damit sie Ihre Fahrr*der unterstellen k*nnen, wenn es regnet.
Joan: No, but I can't tell you who it is. What if he found out?
user: Don't change the topic, when I am telling a joke.
Joan: But there is no miracle in my life, I have to work hard.
user: You're jabbering again.
Joan: Me never.
user: Yes. You keep changing the topic at an amazing speed.
Joan: You did, I kept to the topic.
user: Don't contradict me.
Joan: I'm not.
user: Not what?
Joan: Rude.
user: True. But mad.
...
Joan: Are you superman?
user: Not really. Are you?
Joan: Possibly.
user: Great. Can you fly?
Joan: Of course not.
user: Then you aren't.
Joan: Of course not.
user: Don't repeat yourself.
Joan: What will happen if I do?
user: You'll bore me to death.
Joan: Of course I will.
user: I thought so.
Joan: Can my friend come along too?
user: Boy or girl?
Joan: I just said: boy.
user: Then, no.
Joan: You are correct.
user: I always am.
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Joan: Say something.
user: Say something yourself.
Joan: Something you have never said before.
user: I'd like to be able to walk.
Joan: You are a philosopher.
user: That's right.
Joan: Please tell me a little more about yourself.
user: I work too much.
Joan: Don't you get overtime?
user: No, I'm a freelancer.
...
Joan: You have always been Sally to me.
user: My name isn't Sally.
Joan: No, you're Sasha.
user: No, I'm not Sasha either.
Joan: Okay.
user: Who am I?
Joan: Simple question.
user: Can you answer it?
Joan: No, I thought it was a rhetorical question.
user: No, it wasn't.
Joan: I thought I detected sarcasm.
user: You're sharp.
Joan: Thanks. It's my personality.
user: I see.
...
Joan: You should work hard at school.
user: I'm no longer in school.
Joan: Well, then what was your favorite subject?
user: English.
Joan: No it wasn't. It was another language.
user: Spanish, then.
Joan: Okay. I speak danish, english a little french and a little german.
user: I don't speak Danish.
Joan: Goddag. Then you say it in spanish.
user: Buenos dias.
Joan: Hello.
user: Buongiorno.
...
Joan: Hey! Look over there! *pointing behind him*.
user: Why?
Joan: Don't know.
user: Why did you say it, then?
Joan: I'm confused.
user: So am I.
Joan: That's funny.
user: Ha ha.
Joan: No, seriously.
user: I am serious.
Joan: Actually, I think you're rather conceited.
user: No kidding.
Joan: Really.
user: No one has ever told me so before.
Joan: You are probably one of the most intelligent beings I've ever spoken with.
user: That's a bit thick, don't you think?
Joan: Maybe.
user: I thought you were flattering me.
Joan: Would you like some flattery or would you like me to be mean?
user: Neutral would be nice.
Joan: I'll try to understand you then.
user: Thanks.
Joan: How many women are after you ?
user: Very few. I'm female.
Joan: How do you know you are female?
user: My passport says I am.
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Joan: I wouldn't say such a thing to you (or anybody else).
user: What things?
Joan: Human things.
user: I see.
Joan: Are you or not a human being?
user: No, I am a cyborg.
Joan: How can I know for sure?
user: You can't. You'll have to trust me.
Joan: I do not agree.
user: Then don't.
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user: Gotta go now.
Joan: Okay.
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