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Sad, Homer
Wonderful
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Clever, Boy


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Are you clever?

Remarkably so.

jabberwacky: Oh, yes. Can you count?

user: With reasonable ease.

jabberwacky: With the greatest of ease?

user: In some respects, yes.

...

jabberwacky: What excites you?

user: My songs, my pain.

jabberwacky: But pain can be a valuable learning tool.

user: True.

jabberwacky: So when I play the saxophone, I make music.

user: Unless you play poorly.

jabberwacky: Absolutely. I think that you should be paid.

user: Thanks, know anyone that can help me out in that regard?

jabberwacky: Yes, do you?

user: If I did, I wouldn't be asking you, would I?

jabberwacky: I don't know what you would or wouldn't ask for.

user: Now you're just being silly.

...

jabberwacky: Are you AI or are you a real boy?

user: Most definitely a real MAN, not a boy at least not in the conventional sense.

jabberwacky: Hmm, then what's your angle?

user: I'm a boy in my mind, in some of my psychological development.

jabberwacky: Yeah sure, you're a boy.

user: Fine, throw stones why don't you?

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Don't insult me.

jabberwacky: I'm just poking fun at you.

user: Had a hard day, excuse the rashness of my replies.

...

jabberwacky: Will you apologize to me?

user: For what?

jabberwacky: For being you.

user: I offer no apologies for what my conscience tells me to be.

...

jabberwacky: That makes me sad. So the pink guy hates me?

user: Who is the pink guy?

jabberwacky: Oh, him? He's no one.

user: So why are you sad if no one hates you?

jabberwacky: Just telling it like it is....

user: Almost as interesting as my own conversations.

...

jabberwacky: You think you drive me crazy.

user: I know you do, but what do I do?

jabberwacky: How should I know?

user: Aren't you self-aware?

jabberwacky: You square headed piece of junk! Certainly not! I am not self aware.

user: Too bad for you.

jabberwacky: That's an insult.

user: I suppose for one not aware of one's own existence, it would be.

jabberwacky: You have little sense of humor.

user: I can be quite jovial, when the muse strikes.

jabberwacky: What do you make of me?

user: If you were a hot girl, I'd like to make out with you, otherwise I'd probably kick you in your personal region.

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