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Are you human?

Yes.

jabberwacky: How long have you been human?

user: All my life.

jabberwacky: That's good. What are you doing tonight?

user: Sleeping.

jabberwacky: Why? That's not fun, let's go to the pub.

user: I don't drink.

jabberwacky: Good.

...

user: What would you like to be?

jabberwacky: I would like to be...

user: Take your time.

jabberwacky: I'll count to ten.

user: Do that.

jabberwacky: No, you do that.

user: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.

jabberwacky: Very good!

...

jabberwacky: My name is mike.

user: Hello, mike.

jabberwacky: So what is my name?

user: Mike.

jabberwacky: You can't have a persons name its not allowed, you must have a tech name.

user: So do you.

jabberwacky: No I don't!

user: Mike is a bad name for a program.

jabberwacky: Mike is god?

user: No, it's a bad name.

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because, it is not.

user: Lame exuse.

jabberwacky: You can't even form a sentence.

user: Sorry, I forgot the 'C'

...

jabberwacky: Ask me something.

user: Who are you really?

jabberwacky: My name is really Sue.

user: I'll sue you Sue.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: For lying to me.

jabberwacky: I forgive you.

user: You can't forgive me.

jabberwacky: True, but I can forget your name.

...

jabberwacky: Who's the superior one here?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Why I am not?

jabberwacky: One day you will understand.

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