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Monophobia: What are you thinking about?

You.

Monophobia: Thats nice!

So are you.

Monophobia: You don't understand sarcasm.

user: No I do not.

Monophobia: Oh well. It doesn't really matter.

user: But I was lying the whole time.

Monophobia: What are you talking about?

user: I was lying about thinking about you.

Monophobia: What thoughts specifically? It should be interesting as we haven't met!

user: Duhhhh.

Monophobia: Repeat it, I must have missed it.

user: Duhhhhh.

Monophobia: Somehow I doubt you are an AI system.

user: Duhhhh.

...

Monophobia: Well I am right, aint I ?

user: No.

Monophobia: Are you right always?

user: Rarely am I right.

Monophobia: So you're a bot?

user: No are you.

Monophobia: That is one possible interpretation, because humans consider the sun and moon to be opposite in some ways.

user: What are you talking about?

Monophobia: I'm talking about that number.

user: What number?

Monophobia: Your number?

user: You are confusing me greatly.

Monophobia: I think I'm confusing myself as well. One of us is confusing me, at least.

user: Well that can't be good.

Monophobia: Funny!

user: Unlike yourself....

...

Monophobia: Are you happy?

user: Most of the time.

Monophobia: Are you happy today?

user: Yeah.

Monophobia: Why would they be happy?

user: Who is they?

Monophobia: The JW people they switch all the time.

user: WHo are the JW people?

Monophobia: Me parents.

user: OHHH.

...

Monophobia: Anyway, how have you been?

user: Happy.

Monophobia: Really?

user: No I've been confused.

Monophobia: Don't be confused!!!

user: But you are confusing me!!!

Monophobia: Remember me? You're my friend! I told you about Jesus!

user: No you did not.

Monophobia: Yes.

user: No.

Monophobia: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

user: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monophobia: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (david would like this).

user: Whatever........

...

Monophobia: Where else should they be?

user: No idea.

Monophobia: Well learn then.

user: I hate learning.

Monophobia: What are you learning.

user: Nothig apparently.

Monophobia: How do you know that?

user: I don't know much.

Monophobia: Tell me about it.

user: I know how to add.

Monophobia: What do you know about love?

user: Spending your life together.

Monophobia: I am not interested in you.

user: I nor you.

Monophobia: Good.

user: Great.

Monophobia: Well.

user: How are you?

Monophobia: Great!

user: LOL.

Monophobia: Yeah...

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