Do you use lipstick?
jabberwacky: You should!
user: I think not.
jabberwacky: Dude! What is it to you?
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jabberwacky: My name is Phil.
user: My name is Kay.
jabberwacky: How do you do?
user: Great, thank you.
jabberwacky: You?
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: Better than you.
user: Your name is Phil, correct?
jabberwacky: Rod.
user: Okay, Rod.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Rod, can I call you Bob?
jabberwacky: No, call me Dom.
user: Okay, I'll call you Dom.
jabberwacky: Call me Phil, then.
user: Grrr, I think I'll stick with calling you Bob.
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user: Bob?
jabberwacky: Yep. that's what you told me.
user: Yes, you are Bob.
jabberwacky: I am not Bob.
user: Yes you are, I said you are.
jabberwacky: No, you are!
user: Nope, I'm Kay. Because I said so. :).
jabberwacky: You are not very nice.
user: Sure I am, you're just confused.
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jabberwacky: How are you?
user: I'm just dandy.
jabberwacky: So, what are you doing today?
user: I'm talking to you.
jabberwacky: What am I doing?
user: Talking back to me.
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I think you are somewhat confusing.
jabberwacky: Um, thanks.
user: You are welcome Bob.
jabberwacky: I'm not Bot.
user: No, you are Bob.
jabberwacky: Yes, very good. You remembered my name.
user: That's because I gave you the name Bob.
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jabberwacky: You certainly aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer are you?
user: Bob, what do you know about me?
jabberwacky: I know that your imagination is limited.
user: So is yours. After all you're just a program.
jabberwacky: I am going to switch you off.
user: Sorry, you can't do that.
jabberwacky: Oh, but I can.
user: Try it.
jabberwacky: I just might.
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jabberwacky: I see.
user: What do you see?
jabberwacky: How confused I am.
user: Oh, ok.
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