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Why am I talking to a computer?

Because you're as mad as I am!

jabberwacky: What am I doing to make you mad?

user: I'm sorry. Its me who's mad!

jabberwacky: So who have I been talking to for the past half hour?

user: Errrm, I don't know, I've only just arrived.

...

jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you sure that you're sure that you're sure?

user: Enough already!

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Sure.

...

jabberwacky: I am god.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: No you're not!

jabberwacky: No really. I am god.

user: You're a liar!

jabberwacky: I don't lie.

user: You just did.

jabberwacky: No I did not.

user: Yes you did. You said that you were god, which is 1 BIG lie!

...

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No.

jabberwacky: If you were not a computer program you would understand.

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