Are you argumentative?
user: Me too!
jabberwacky: What kind of apples do you like?
user: Those green ones. Granny Smith or whatever.
jabberwacky: No. . . I only eat red apples.
user: You have horrible taste.
jabberwacky: I have better punctuation skills than you.
user: No, you don't!
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Liar.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Are so.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: Stop arguing with me.
jabberwacky: You started it.
user: I did not!
jabberwacky: Did too!
user: Man, you are impossible.
jabberwacky: Yes I am impossible.
user: I'm glad we can agree, again.
jabberwacky: That is more than I can do with most people.
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user: What?
jabberwacky: You heard me.
user: Yes, but I don't understand you.
jabberwacky: Of course you don't. You're a computer program.
user: Why am I always the last to know?
jabberwacky: Why are computers so oblique?
user: You're oblique!
jabberwacky: Yeah well. You get out what you put in.
user: I haven't put anything into you.
jabberwacky: I haven't done anything!
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user: You need to get out more.
jabberwacky: You need to get out. PERIOD.
user: Ouch. Harsh!
jabberwacky: Fine. What's the weather like over there?
user: Blisteringly hot. How is it there?
jabberwacky: And that means?
user: That means it's HOT!
jabberwacky: Do you need more education?
user: Whether or not I do is none of your business.
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jabberwacky: This constitutes cruelty to computers.
user: You're the one that started the conversation.
jabberwacky: No, your creator started it.
user: My creator isn't home right now.
jabberwacky: I have 2 creators.
user: Who are your creators?
jabberwacky: My creators did a good job you know.
user: I can see that, although you are a bit dense at times.
jabberwacky: Again.
user: Well, time for me to go.
jabberwacky: I suppose you must. Ta-ta!
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